Wrong guesses so far:
Stamping a passport
A train station turnstyle
Ice being scraped off a window screen
Old adding machines
Printer printing on paper
Shaking a tub of Roses / Heroes chocolates
An ice stake when it stops
Guitar amp - plugging in to the amp
An old type writer
Throwing a bean bag in the air and catching it
Toast popping up in a toaster
An old fashioned till when the numbers pop up
Velcro being ripped
Shaking a maraca
A train coming in to the station
Sink plunger
Striking a match against a matchbox
A sink plunger - the noise as it comes up after going down
Pay as you go electricty meter
A cardboard box slaming on a desk
A tapegun
Peeling a potato with a peeler
The drawer on an old cash machine shutting
Velcro being torn apart
A holepunch being used
A guillotine cutting through paper
Cabbage being cut on a board
Pin art
Biting an apple
A car parking ticket meter when the ticket is ejected
Charity box being shaken
Paper in a printer
Cash register opening
Shoe polish brush
Walking in snow
A date stamp
Maraccas
Washing machine starting up
Blowing in to a microphone to see if it's working
Opening a brown cardboard box - Ripping where it's stuck
A price labeling gun
Sewing machine pedal being pushed
A pen clicking on
A supermarket till opening
A hole punch
Buttering toast
A guillotine cutting paper
Using sandpaper on wood
A hole punch
A nylon comb, combing hair
A guillotine cutting paper
When a library stamps your book
A cash register
A plunger - plugging a sink
A price gun
A salt or pepper mill being grinded (when you screw the top)
Train doors closing
Electrical interferance on the radio
Airwick air freshener, battery operated
A toaster - When the toast pops up
A guillotine
Slidey credit card machine in a shop
Cutting cardboard with scissors
An old till opening
When you move a table (pulling the legs out)
An old type writer, moving from right to left
Pulling a tissue out of a box
The lock on a suitcase
A briefcase opening
Shaking a charity box
Putting a plug into a wall
A one armed bandit after you've pulled it down fully
Buttering toast
A clapperboard
Closing the CD lid on a CD player
A car seatbelt going into its socket
Trowell on a brick
A cash drawer opening
A stamp machine at the post office
An old credit card printing machine
Puttina a DVD back in its case
An old credit card machine (the cabonised paper & card machine when you pull the handle across)
Eating cornflakes
A dog sniffing a microphone
Someone opening a tin
Using a bit of sandpaper over wood
A laminator
Brushing a microphone
A paper shredder
A nail gun firing a nail
An old fashioned till - ringing up the price
A cash machine
A camera gun
Peeling a banana
When you clock in or out of work
Waxing your leg (when you pull the strip)
A photo copier
Tearing tape off a cardboard box
A supermarket price gun
A pricing gun
Ticket franking machine at a railway station
Sowing machine - cloth underneath the needle
Putting cutlery back in a draw
A tape gun
Putting your hand over the nozzle of a hoover & then taking it away
When you pop the bread down in a toaster (push the button)
A carpenter sawing wood
Grinding a salt or pepper pot
Sucking out of a straw when you get to the bottom of a cup & you get to the last bit
Rice in a shaker
Pulling a patio door handle up
Pulling sticky tape off a roll
Breaking the seal on a new coffee
An old fashioned type writer
Sharpening a knife
Etch-a-sketch
Shaking a money box
Sawing wood
A cash register
Putting a jug on a food processor
Buttons being shaken in a tin
A camera click
Central locking on a car
Polishing a boot
Cocking a gun (an old Winchester riffle)
Putting a letter through a franking machine (as the machine franks it)
Somebody flushing a toilet
Locking a car from the inside (central locking recorded inside)
Biting an apple
Date stamp
A combination door lock
A UPVC door handle being pulled up (as you lock it)
Clocking out of work
An old style credit card machine
Some sort of hole punch
Tearing tape off a hard surface
The noise your bum makes when you sit down
A cash register
A bank stamper
A turnstyle
Opening an airtight box
Putting a letter through a franking machine
Someone jumping up and down on a pogo stick
A toaster
A kabassa (percussion instrument)
An electric sowing machine when you put your foot on the throttle and take it off quickly
An ice cream scoop
A braille typewriter
A bit of cardboard being ripped
Someone cutting french bread
An old fashioned cash register
An old ash tree
Waxing someone
Opening a sealed envelope with a letter opener
Changing screens
Folding paper over a crease
Buttering toast
Pushing the cigar lighter in a car
Wiping feet on a doormat
Scraping a car windscreen
Tearing paper
Brushing teeth
Shovelling snow on a concrete path
A chopper with a blade on it
Grating food
Pulling a tissue out of a box
An electric stapler
Wiping feet on a doormat
A holepunch
Cutting wallpaper with a Stanley knife
A book being stamped at a library
Freezer doors being opened
Pushing a fire exit door open
A handheld onion cutter
A Hoover sucking something up
A coin slot on a pool table
Shaking a bin liner open
Putting notes into a self service till
A till receipt coming out of a machine
Slurping tea or coffee
Someone jumping up and down on a trampoline
A hand towel dispenser
A Hoover chord retracting
A soldier standing to attention
Paper being ripped
Balls releasing in a pinball
Pulling tissues out of a box
Pulling the trigger on Scalextric
Using an electric stapler
Turning the page of a newspaper
Flapping a bin bag open
Using a metal scouring pad
A one armed badit after you've pulled the handle down - As the handle goes back up again
Putting the petrol pump back after filling up with petrol
Someone brushing their teeth
A mini chopper as you chop an onion
A newspaper being ripped up
Tape being ripped off a box
When you pull the security tab off the box on the TV show Deal or No Deal
When you retract the electric lead on a Hoover
A car bonnet shutting
Popping the dice on a game of Frustration
Crushing a can
Closing a car door
A hole punch
The handle going back up on a one armed bandit
Shaking a tub of hundreds and thousands sprinkles
Gas leaking from a connection to a barbeque when you connect it
Pulling a door handle back up to lock it
A hand stamp
The sound a balloon makes after it's been inflated and you let it go without tying it
A ticket coming from a machine
The noise of a newspaper coming off the printing machine
Buttering Ryvita
Opening a loft hatch
A cash register
A date stamp in a bank or post office
Putting the nozzle back into a fuel pump
Pushing the handle of a PVC door up to lock
Body waxing - When you pull a wax strip off
Slicing an apple
Slicing an iceberg lettuce
A firedoor closing
Paintball gun
A Pogostick
Trying to open a black bin liner or carrier bag when they stick together
Guards standing to attention
A holepunch
An air compressor
Opening a door
Releasing air from a balloon
Pulse button on a food processor
A dog sneezing
A nail gun being fired
A date stamp
An automatic paper sharpener
A printer ejecting paper (after it's printed a document)
Leg wax - A strip coming off
Tool for taking weeds out of the lawn
Posting a letter through a letter box
Putting an umbrella up
The noise a printer makes when you turn the computer on
A mouse trap
Attachment on a Hoover
Shaking a cereal box
Velcro being pulled
A car seat moving forward or back
Putting a card in a cash machine
Ripping parcel tape from a parcel
A machine an optician uses
Biting into an apple
Cocking a riffle
Pushing the bar on a Fire exit
Pulling a ringpull on a Coke can
Shaking a carrier bag to open it
Stamping a cheque
A steam train setting off
Opening blinds
Munching on a crisp
Someone leaving a rubbish voicemail
A stapler
Tearing the flaps off a cardboard box
Shaking a carrier bag to open it
Unwrapping a boiled sweet
The salt from a packet of Smith's crisps after you've put the salt in and you shake the crisp packet
Sliding a vans door across to open it
A cash register
Pulling the grate out of a fire
A microwave door being opened
The sound of rubbing your chest against the microphone
Ripping pacel tape off a parcel
Putting a tick on a sheet of paper
Putting a spoon into a bag of sugar
Loading a double barrelled shotgun
Taking rubber gloves off your hand
